Whack-A-Monk(ey)

Six explanations. Four agents. One stamp. Every excuse you whack recovers $239.06 of the disputed $2,868.75. Recover the full refund before too many excuses escape. It is exactly as hard as it sounds, and considerably easier than email.

No monkeys were harmed; the excuses regenerate on their own, exactly like real life. The actual refund cannot be recovered by whacking — for that, read the record and file at reportfraud.ftc.gov. Back to the file: the petition · your story.